Hi every1....
After Thinking a lot and inspiration from one of ma friend, i have decided to write something... Out of many interesting and adventurous moments of my life i am sharing this incident because its one of the best experience, i hope u like it.....
19th April 2008, 8:00 AM
"Ankit, get up... You are having exam today"- Dat was ma mom (most caring creature in d world, she knws me d best). and after that she jerked me for 2 times....
I half in d sleep asked,"Which Exam???" and
She angrily replied,"Vaah ye tak nai pata, U shuld be ashamed of urself.... Today is ur NDA(National Defence Academy) Exam.."
Juhi Didi(my dearest and cruelest sister), lying next to me, half sleepy gave me such bad looks( but i ignored them.....well actually when u prepare for competitive exams and study next to nothing then most important thing u learn is to get habitual with those looks and comments from ur family members and ignore them fully) and she added in full neend a comment with those deadly looks "Chee Bhai"....and slept again... {As if she was watching DRONA in her dream and after muvie ended she opened her eyes 2 say Chee Bhai and slept again wid little cruel smile may b ds tym watching DDLJ}
I was in d middle of ma sleep and i dnt knw if my pillow has got some magic or something, it was pulling me towards itself... I think there is a big lover of pillow in ma head and they wanna meet everytime i wanna do something gud... i always wonder abt this.... But one dheela dhaala villan is also there in ma head.... The lover and the villan always fight but most of the time hero(our pillow lover yar) wins the fight and grabs the pillow... [Kahani puri filmy hai boss]
Now lets go back to 19th april, that morning also there was a huge fight between villan and hero and hero won wid more reasons to sleep then to go and play "akad bakad bambay bo" for hours in the examination hall... and i was abt to grab d pillow and sleep when i heard a solid,more villainous voice of non other than my gabbar singh mom....
"When u dnt wanna give the exam then why d hell u fill up all the forms",
Lover inside ma head shouted back- "20 rs ka hi toh tha vo form" (such a lame xcuse to fall sleep again)
"You w8 i am calling your papa (Papa was in assam at that time), he should knw wat u r dng here behind him". That was it, that was the end of the war... I could see the villain celebrating the victory and lover was gone (waise bhi no hero in d history of cinema fought 3 villains at a tym and wen 2 out of them{mogambo-pa and gabbar) r all tym famous....
i jumped from the bed and stopped mom to call the ultimate Mogambo...
I got ready and dn i started searching admit card.... After much of scoldings i managed 2 fynd it....
Venue was my own skull KV ONGC DEHRADUN....
I reached there...
There were nearly 400-500 boys {the boring part was that it was all boys exam, no gals}... I saw many boys discussing current issues, some solving maths problems and some dng physics... no one was even ma acquaintance... the only familiar thing was d centre of the exam and invigilators.... Some guys over there in my room were holding real fatty buks labelled "ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW TO QUALIFY NDA/NA"..... and felt like "Ohhhh my god!!!!!" and wished if i cn go back 4 a year and could study dat whole book but dn ma mind discarded the idea saying stop lying 2 urself Ankit....
Then suddenly in d desert full of boys, beautiful fairy entered.... And that was my english teacher (Ok lemme tell u smething abt ma english teacher- Anshum Mam, She is just like Sushmita Sen of Main Hoon Na... I thnk she has got the same sarees also... She is really too sexy to teach at skull... She s so much distractive that i am unable to concentrate on my main topic...phwwwww) ok ok...
So after she ordered every1 2 gt ready 4 d xam, every1 staring at her but to ma surprise she started looking at me, she came close to me, i bacame nervous...
she said something to me from the distance but i was the mesmerized and she started coming closer. it was so magical i was really on the 7th cloud..
And finally she was standing in front of me and suddenly........ shouted-
"Are you deaf??? Dont you want ur admit card and by the way, you are in the wrong room, your roll no. is not here, its in the next room"(actually my admit card felled while i was taking pens and board 4m d bag and a stupid guy gave it 2 mam)
Ohhh that sentence was like a shock 2 me, a hypovolemic shock.... I gt embarrassed and looked around, evry1 was exchanging smiles and laughter so i quickly moved out and went to ma room where i was supposed 2 b sitting.... I hated dat moment.... huhhhhhh \
I entered the room, there was a fat guy with big mustaches, it was Mishra sir. He recoginised me.
I looked above and sent vry deadly cold looks to god...
Paper started and i also started solving paper...
NDA exam takes place in 2 shifts, i gave my best shot...
I played games at last lyk 50:50 and akad bakad bambay bo(for 4-5 questions) and managed 2 complete my paper....
I was happy after exam because----
1) I played lesser games than ne other competitive xam
2) I didnt note the roll nos. of the students doing paper with full concentration(to check whether they gt thru)
ok ok i noted only 3 roll nos. to be honest bt dat was also a gud sign( cs on 13th april i.e. in cbse pmt i noted 9 roll nos. and 4 gt thru)
3) I went to the bathroom only once and that too 4 peeing
4) I didnt wrote ma ambition on the back of question paper, nt even wat i will do aftr i go out of examination hall...
jst drew few sketches of muchad mishra (still on d back of ma nda question paper)
5) I didnt knw how many windows and fans were there in ma room when i came out...
Ok Ok thats again too much- i knew there were 4 fans, 3 working but windows i didnt knw i swear....
6) I finished my paper jst 45 minutes before the scheduled time...
7) And last but not the least i didnt write nething on ma desk (except ma full name and a smiley)
Finally i was free.... I went home...
Its 4m d beginning that whenever i go out 4 exam or ne other work i touch feet of every 1 at home... 4m Amma(grandma) Bauji(grandpa) to Bhaiya Bhabhi....
So when i come home aftr exam, every1 from amma bauji to bhaiya bhabhi and even ma sisters ask me---"Aur Bhai Exam kaisa hua(Hw ws ur exam)" and its a gud question and i jst answer 1 thing to every1- "Theek Hua(Ok types)"and
next question is "Select ho jaayega?????" and this s d question i hate most.....huhhhhhhhhhh
Well Thats All For Now... Thats the part 1 of my most important and interesting experience.... I knw its nt that gud but i will try to improve in the next.... Please post ur comments....
Thanx 4 reading my first blog...
w8 4 d part 2.....
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After Thinking a lot and inspiration from one of ma friend, i have decided to write something... Out of many interesting and adventurous moments of my life i am sharing this incident because its one of the best experience, i hope u like it.....
19th April 2008, 8:00 AM
"Ankit, get up... You are having exam today"- Dat was ma mom (most caring creature in d world, she knws me d best). and after that she jerked me for 2 times....
I half in d sleep asked,"Which Exam???" and
She angrily replied,"Vaah ye tak nai pata, U shuld be ashamed of urself.... Today is ur NDA(National Defence Academy) Exam.."
Juhi Didi(my dearest and cruelest sister), lying next to me, half sleepy gave me such bad looks( but i ignored them.....well actually when u prepare for competitive exams and study next to nothing then most important thing u learn is to get habitual with those looks and comments from ur family members and ignore them fully) and she added in full neend a comment with those deadly looks "Chee Bhai"....and slept again... {As if she was watching DRONA in her dream and after muvie ended she opened her eyes 2 say Chee Bhai and slept again wid little cruel smile may b ds tym watching DDLJ}
I was in d middle of ma sleep and i dnt knw if my pillow has got some magic or something, it was pulling me towards itself... I think there is a big lover of pillow in ma head and they wanna meet everytime i wanna do something gud... i always wonder abt this.... But one dheela dhaala villan is also there in ma head.... The lover and the villan always fight but most of the time hero(our pillow lover yar) wins the fight and grabs the pillow... [Kahani puri filmy hai boss]
Now lets go back to 19th april, that morning also there was a huge fight between villan and hero and hero won wid more reasons to sleep then to go and play "akad bakad bambay bo" for hours in the examination hall... and i was abt to grab d pillow and sleep when i heard a solid,more villainous voice of non other than my gabbar singh mom....
"When u dnt wanna give the exam then why d hell u fill up all the forms",
Lover inside ma head shouted back- "20 rs ka hi toh tha vo form" (such a lame xcuse to fall sleep again)
"You w8 i am calling your papa (Papa was in assam at that time), he should knw wat u r dng here behind him". That was it, that was the end of the war... I could see the villain celebrating the victory and lover was gone (waise bhi no hero in d history of cinema fought 3 villains at a tym and wen 2 out of them{mogambo-pa and gabbar) r all tym famous....
i jumped from the bed and stopped mom to call the ultimate Mogambo...
I got ready and dn i started searching admit card.... After much of scoldings i managed 2 fynd it....
Venue was my own skull KV ONGC DEHRADUN....
I reached there...
There were nearly 400-500 boys {the boring part was that it was all boys exam, no gals}... I saw many boys discussing current issues, some solving maths problems and some dng physics... no one was even ma acquaintance... the only familiar thing was d centre of the exam and invigilators.... Some guys over there in my room were holding real fatty buks labelled "ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW TO QUALIFY NDA/NA"..... and felt like "Ohhhh my god!!!!!" and wished if i cn go back 4 a year and could study dat whole book but dn ma mind discarded the idea saying stop lying 2 urself Ankit....
Then suddenly in d desert full of boys, beautiful fairy entered.... And that was my english teacher (Ok lemme tell u smething abt ma english teacher- Anshum Mam, She is just like Sushmita Sen of Main Hoon Na... I thnk she has got the same sarees also... She is really too sexy to teach at skull... She s so much distractive that i am unable to concentrate on my main topic...phwwwww) ok ok...
So after she ordered every1 2 gt ready 4 d xam, every1 staring at her but to ma surprise she started looking at me, she came close to me, i bacame nervous...
she said something to me from the distance but i was the mesmerized and she started coming closer. it was so magical i was really on the 7th cloud..
And finally she was standing in front of me and suddenly........ shouted-
"Are you deaf??? Dont you want ur admit card and by the way, you are in the wrong room, your roll no. is not here, its in the next room"(actually my admit card felled while i was taking pens and board 4m d bag and a stupid guy gave it 2 mam)
Ohhh that sentence was like a shock 2 me, a hypovolemic shock.... I gt embarrassed and looked around, evry1 was exchanging smiles and laughter so i quickly moved out and went to ma room where i was supposed 2 b sitting.... I hated dat moment.... huhhhhhh \
I entered the room, there was a fat guy with big mustaches, it was Mishra sir. He recoginised me.
I looked above and sent vry deadly cold looks to god...
Paper started and i also started solving paper...
NDA exam takes place in 2 shifts, i gave my best shot...
I played games at last lyk 50:50 and akad bakad bambay bo(for 4-5 questions) and managed 2 complete my paper....
I was happy after exam because----
1) I played lesser games than ne other competitive xam
2) I didnt note the roll nos. of the students doing paper with full concentration(to check whether they gt thru)
ok ok i noted only 3 roll nos. to be honest bt dat was also a gud sign( cs on 13th april i.e. in cbse pmt i noted 9 roll nos. and 4 gt thru)
3) I went to the bathroom only once and that too 4 peeing
4) I didnt wrote ma ambition on the back of question paper, nt even wat i will do aftr i go out of examination hall...
jst drew few sketches of muchad mishra (still on d back of ma nda question paper)
5) I didnt knw how many windows and fans were there in ma room when i came out...
Ok Ok thats again too much- i knew there were 4 fans, 3 working but windows i didnt knw i swear....
6) I finished my paper jst 45 minutes before the scheduled time...
7) And last but not the least i didnt write nething on ma desk (except ma full name and a smiley)
Finally i was free.... I went home...
Its 4m d beginning that whenever i go out 4 exam or ne other work i touch feet of every 1 at home... 4m Amma(grandma) Bauji(grandpa) to Bhaiya Bhabhi....
So when i come home aftr exam, every1 from amma bauji to bhaiya bhabhi and even ma sisters ask me---"Aur Bhai Exam kaisa hua(Hw ws ur exam)" and its a gud question and i jst answer 1 thing to every1- "Theek Hua(Ok types)"and
next question is "Select ho jaayega?????" and this s d question i hate most.....huhhhhhhhhhh
Well Thats All For Now... Thats the part 1 of my most important and interesting experience.... I knw its nt that gud but i will try to improve in the next.... Please post ur comments....
Thanx 4 reading my first blog...
w8 4 d part 2.....
